I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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