At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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