Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want her autograph on my taint
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
