Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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