question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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