he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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