I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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