I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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