doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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