Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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