We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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