your thong is hanging out like whoa
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize