I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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