I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you traded sex for a burrito?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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