just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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