People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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