im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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