You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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