shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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