I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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