If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I am one with the molecules
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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