who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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