That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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