Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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