So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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