don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
the liver wants what the liver wants
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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