Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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