Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Randomize