so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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