Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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