i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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