I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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