I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize