All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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