I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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