Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
