I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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