Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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