I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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