I just threw up on my dentist
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Randomize
