It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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