You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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