guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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