What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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