Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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