I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's never too late to be topless.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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