You surviving the open bar?
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Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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