She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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