In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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