omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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