My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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