she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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