Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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