Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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