he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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