She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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