Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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