It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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