Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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