Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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