theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
