So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just pee around me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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