Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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